Hey preppers! You ready for the Trumpocalypse?

You still have a few days to join the Earth’s largest survival community before the Trumpocalype! You and your horses can enjoy off-grid security, shooting range, hydroponic gardens, medical clinic, horse stables (*phew!*), classroom, and members-only restaurant. As they say, when disaster strikes it’s too late to prep!

Check out the video below, which should convince you to invest a mere USD25,000 and USD1,000 per year. Let’s be realistic, doomsday might not come immediately after Trump’s inauguration, but keep an eye out for the clues i.e. burning police cars and the inevitable success of the “Status for All” movement (at 0:16 sec) when borders will dissolve and refugees will live in dignity.

More details and photos at: Inhabitat site