We will socialise decisions before we finalise them
So commit suicide Tony Abbott, you know.
As many have noted, Tone has really upped the prime-ministerial flags in his pursuit of ‘good government’ (sic). Hawke and Keating didn’t need any, Howard waved a couple and Rudd-Gillard kept them… but Abbott has taken it to the next-next level.
CTOE co-founder, serial internetist and satirical web video aficionado Eriku Mucktrucka has gone missing. Having last had contact with the CTOE site on February 11, he is presumed to have fallen prey to one of his arch nemeses: PS5, beer and/or Mossad.
Surveying the chaos, panic and idiocy around him, Captain Bigot uses his extraordinary powers of hindsight… and decides that he clearly hasn’t been bigoted enough!
Now that Google owns Boston Dynamics, we finally have big data fusing with robotic technology. Think about what Google knows about us all and check out these robots… now try to have a good night’s sleep.
I thought you might like to hear a man’s voice
How do you pick a new captain when the team, the opposing team, let alone the whole sicksad game, is a bit shit?
Time moving waaaay too slow at work? Upset by the 24hr media cycle? Amazed at the rate of technological development? Why hasn’t that toast popped yet?!!!! Take a deep breath, puny human, set aside an hour, and behold the vastness of the cosmos.
I’m a fan of both Game of Thrones and more pocket-money, but this whole cheap oil thing combined with the medieval psychos in the House of Saud transitioning to a new King is way more exciting and scary.
... if journalists ring up and ask about individuals ... in the government, the correct (sic) answer 'a great person doing a great job' has not been given.
Contrary to the political-commentator class’s flubber about QLD, it wasn’t a new ‘voter volatility’ that got Newman dumped. It was that old fact that people are pretty sure neoliberal policies favouring the rich make our lives worse.
Doom! Doooooooom!!! ‘Existential Dread’ is not just in your head: so say the boffins at the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists and their cheerfully named Doomsday Clock.
(I)t’s hard to think that back in 1788 it was nothing but bush...
Say ‘Oi’ again motherfucker.
A picture tells a thousand words… and this picture isn’t very pretty.
In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.